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May. 8th, 2005 03:13 pm

we drank beer and ate moose it was good

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May. 5th, 2005 04:31 am

could you imagine if testicles could detach and you could juggle them, it would cure all boredom for men of the world but then we would need three because juggleing with two is no fun, Mr. tufts taught me how to juggle I don't like him, he's one of those people you want to smack everytime you see him cruisin around in his ambulance trying to help dieing people. an ambulance fell in a river once here in vermont, I don't know how an ambulance can just fall in a river but it happened it must of bneen a pretty stupid ambulance. my backyard has a brook in it and when it rains real hard it gets up there with water it makes me want to raft down it and see where it goes, i know it goes under the interstate but from there i'm really curious for some reason i think it flows into paradise park, i went for a walk in paradise with steff,the kid,big chutch and the beefer, it was nice out there except one trail doesn't exist anymore because the side of the hill collapsed and we found a TP made it looked like a mad place to hang out, ok bye

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May. 2nd, 2005 02:37 pm

i make a mean fucking salsa

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Apr. 7th, 2005 04:21 am stolen from kelsey


Matt James Holden's Aliases



Your movie star name: Nachos Rich

Your fashion designer name is Matt Amsterdam

Your socialite name is Ernie Boston

Your fly girl / guy name is M Hol

Your detective name is Dog Windsor

Your barfly name is Cake Rum

Your soap opera name is James Ascutney

Your rock star name is Peanut Butter Cup Farts

Your star wars name is Matnat Holste

Your punk rock band name is The Tired Dildo




I have to say my rockstar name is right on and i would play for a punk rock band named the tired dildos

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Apr. 2nd, 2005 04:46 am

name = Matthew James Holden
. piercing = none
. tattoos = none
. height = 5' 10ish
. shoe size = 9/10
. hair color = brown
. length = 8 inches oh the hair long enough
last...
. movie you watched = darkness falls
. movie you bought = star wars episode 2
. song that was stuck in your head = the annoying used that is always played on the TV
. cd you bought = motley crue
. person you've called = either lucas or totally mike
. person that's called you = my mom i think
. tv show you've watched = nfl network
. person you were thinking of = steph
. person you typed to = myself
. you have a bf or gf = bloody fuck and grundgy fuck
. you have a crush on someone = i am unfortunately blessed to not be overweight so i will not crush anyone
. you wish you could live somewhere else = i hear south dakota is nice this time of year
. you think about suicide = no just hanging other people not myself
. others find you attractive = this one time i was drunk with joero and i think he tried to lick my ear
. you want more piercing = no
. you want more tattoos = monarchy
. you like cleaning = i don't like cleaning but i like a clean liveing space
. you like roller coasters = yes big ones with the flashing cameras that take the stupid pictures
. you write in cursive or print = sloppive
. you carry a donor card = i will donate urine
for or against...
. long distance relationships = as long as she is a hott german with good firm knockers
. killing people = go on?
. teenage smoking = against
. doing drugs = well some things are known to cure cancer
. premarital sex = this one time i was comeing out of totally mikes sisters room early one morning and i bumped into him and he just gave me one of those looks like i had shit on my dick or something
. food = against
. thing to do = against
. thing to talk about = vag
. color = clean ones
. drinks = as long as its wet i'll drink it
. clothes = yes sometimes
. book = the bartimeaus trilogy
. holiday = battle of bennington day
. car = anything subaru but i drive a neon
. ever cried over a girl or boy = yeah joe shouldn't of put that in there so dry
. ever lied to someone = everyone lies especially to their parents
. ever been in a fist fight = yes it was fun
. ever been arrested = yes
What...
. perfume/cologne do you use = the kind that smells good
. shoes do you wear = vans schechers
. are you scared of = lions eating me in my sleep
How many?
. of times I have had my heart broken? = 64
. of hearts I have broken? = 10057
. of boys I have kissed = 4 or 5
. of girls I have kissed? = 14 or 15 i lost track at some point in my journal with crayons
. of drugs taken illegally = aren't all drugs taken illegally sometimes
. of people I consider my enemies = 1 as god as my witness i will have my revenge brendan dangelo i will have my revenge
. of things in my past that I regret? = the night i was sitting in the backseat of totally mikes car and i was thinking of how he lost his virginity and where he might of lost it and why do i have a rotten bannana peel in my hand

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Apr. 1st, 2005 05:11 am

made from the best stuff on earth

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Mar. 21st, 2005 09:19 am

i bite

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Feb. 28th, 2005 11:02 am

dsc0119513956 - coming right up!

cheap beer for a cheap woman

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Feb. 16th, 2005 02:53 pm

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when i was 13 i wondered why i woke up in a puddle some mornings now that it is 10 years later i know why and still am amazed that a dream can do such a thing.

 

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Feb. 11th, 2005 04:54 pm

livejournals should all have pictures like this in them

lsu_tits - coming right up!

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